I’m down. But it’s good.

As I write, it’s Saturday morning. I am still in recovery in the hospital following my mastectomy-reconstruction surgery and I’m feeling rotten.  This is good. It’s a helluva lot more normal than what I have been feeling. It feels like the beginning of feeling more human.

I’ve been UP since diagnosis. A really weird high completely at odds with the news we’d been given, but precipitated by the sheer relief that it wasn’t terminal.  That’s where the mind goes when you’re waiting for results. It just flits there momentarily, from time to time, against your will, and you don’t realise the impact it’s having until you are delivered news that’s better than absolutely terrible. You collapse with relief, as if your bones have just dissolved, on the floor, all skin on cool linoleum.  And then boom, you’re up, as if inflated suddenly with happy helium. This is amazing! I’m not going to die! I’ve dodged a bullet! The children WILL grow up with their mother! It put me in nothing other than a bloody good mood which carried me through the really tough bits. Like telling my two little girls, and then my siblings. But still, it didn’t feel natural.

After that, I stayed high. There was a process to focus on, of course (“I’m going to project manage the arse off cancer!”) . Appointments. Scans. Decisions. But there was a bit of a gear change. It shifted to more like being on high alert. My blood was fizzing. I guess it’s what you’d call anxiety but it was different. My friend Sukey said, “is it like when you run your finger round the rim of a glass and you get that high note?”. It’s exactly that. That vibration and that tone, coursing through your veins and your mind 24/7. I hummed. But I wasn’t sad. I wasn’t low. I wasn’t angry. I was on a mission. And I slept well.

Then came the operation. Eyes down. Eyes up. Cancer out. Oh my god, the elation I felt coming out of surgery was indescribable. I felt euphoric. I woke chatting and smiling and was surrounded by my super-duper life-saving team who all happened to be good looking with a great sense of humour! “Hi you lovely peeeople!!!!”. Pure, unadulterated joy. I’ve since learned that that is the combined effect of anaesthesia and morphine. An accidental side effect, but quite convenient as it turns out. Drugs are fab aren’t they?!

Even 24 hours later I was riding on it.

Consultant/doctor/nurse/physio; “So, how are we today?”

Me: “EXCELLENT. I’ve done a poo!” (smiles broadly, waits for praise)

Like a toddler, I dined out on my poo for a good two days, eking mileage out of it with each subsequent success.

Consultant/doctor/nurse/physio; “So, how are we today?”

Me: “EXCELLENT. I’ve done ANOTHER poo…” (smiles broadly, waits for praise)

My surgeon told Tom on the quiet that day three after surgery is usually when it hits. That would have been Friday.

The poo was pretty old news by Friday, but by then lots of other key milestones had drip-fed me little lifts. The catheter came out (momentarily disappointing actually. “You mean I have to actually get up?” I was quite enjoying kicking back in bed and not bothering to get up to wee ). The IV pain blocker to my boob and the cannula came out and I was two more leads down. I ticked the ‘can do stairs’ box which means the physio was able to sign me off to go home this Sunday. That means it’s just me and my drains now and I am mobile. On top of all that my op has been successful. My boob is doing just great.

So. Back to today. My chest is heavy with emotion. I feel sliced up, stitched, and stapled together. Everything is either swollen, black and blue, or really tight. I can’t stand straight. The enormity of it all crept into my room in the the middle of the night and gave me a big slap around the chops. The low has hit me. Finally, I’ve sobbed.

It started around 3am. Out of nowhere. I called Shirley, the nurse who has done nights three days running, to help me to the loo. I can get there myself but it’s a major palaver in the middle of the night. I shuffle to the loo. It’s on the return shuffle that the flood gates open. I am not sure how old Shirley is but according to my surgeon “she’s an institution” at this hospital. She’s like an Indian Granny. She knows the drill. She simply guides me to my bed tucks me in and tells me everything will be OK.

When I open my eyes in the morning, I am slammed down again by the heaviness. I know it needs to happen. What goes up, must come down. I am glad to be here feeling normal feelings, feelings that are closer to my reality.

What I was feeling before is real, but I was also aware, even as it was happening, that it was a sort of ‘fight or flight’ reaction.  Basic instinct takes over and you go into survival mode and that’s a pretty exhausting state of mind to maintain. I got out of bed this morning and re-started the job of being a human, albeit on a different channel. I washed my face. I brushed my teeth. I decided not to go back to bed but sat on this green chair instead, looked out of the window and wrote all this down in the lovely book that my friend Lou sent me. It just helps writing about everything.

It also really helps that the book has lines in it. Thanks Lou.

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12 thoughts on “I’m down. But it’s good.

  1. Darling. So sorry that you are having a bad day but I guess it was inevitable Now – any chance of injecting yourself with some more happy morphine drugs? And while you are there can you sneak some in your bag for me. Love you. Thinking of you. Hang on it there. You’ll feel SO MUCH better when you get home into your own bed xx

    1. Just discovered the reply button! No more morphine (I did actually ask if they do ‘take aways’). The down is necessary and good. Only one way from here.. x

  2. Darling cuz, your words really strike a chord; that down feeling after having a baby, battered and bruised – but knowing that you have a new future. Aches making you stronger. Love you and thinking of you with all my heart . Alex xxxxxxx

    1. Oh Alex, lovely to see you here. SO MUCH like post-baby. She went over my old c-section scar/s. Very neat on top, but she said it was a mess of internal scarring underneath so took ages to get through it all.

  3. Wow. Seriously good writing. “All skin on cool linoleum”. Give this woman a book deal. And a wine. And a bit more morphine. Your take on the highs and lows is spot on and very healthy. Can’t wait til you’re home. Not long now xx

    1. Saresy, I asked for take-away Morphine and they said no. RUDE. It’s boring old codeine now (eye roll). Thanks for lovely words, means LOADS.

  4. Keep smiling shiv 😁😁
    Your emotions are going to be all over the place, you will feel better once you are at home with Tom and girls (your own little nurses)
    Just remenber crying is good it’s a good releaser (Well that’s what a councillor said to me one day) I now have an excuse everytime I cry over sad films.. You are a strong determined woman and will be up and about in no time .. Xx

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